Wing I · On View
The self-taught annex. Coach's clipboard energy. The Hall makes no value judgment about how you learned.
A Note on the Wing
The Bump Ugly Annex documents pickleball as it is actually played in the wild — on cracked outdoor courts at dusk, on driveways with chalk lines, on whatever surface the players could reach. The Annex makes no claim to refinement and offers no apology for its absence.
The works in this wing are field documents. The drills are real. The bulletins are dated. The technique is, occasionally, correct. The art was assembled by a coach who has been pointing at the same patch of court for the better part of thirty years, and the wall labels reflect this.
The Concierge has, in writing, expressed reservations about this wing. Picklesworth — see me. — The Coach
Drill Card · Plate 0034
2026 · Mixed media, paper, red Sharpie
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Drill Card · Plate 0021
2026 · Mixed media, paper, red Sharpie
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Court Bulletin · No. 7
2026 · Photocopy on paper
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Specimen Card · Series III
2025 · Ink on legal pad
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Plate · Series VI
2026 · Mixed media
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Field Notes · Series II
2025 · Ink and chalk on paper
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The Coach is at the kitchen line. The Concierge is at his post.