The Dinkosaurs
Baroque gold, prehistoric register. A study in domestic confidence applied to the modern court.
The institution maintains, in its considered position, that every collection begins with a single object. This is that object. We do not ask you to admire it. We ask only that you walk past it slowly.
We do not insist that pickleball is significant. We insist only that it has been catalogued.
The Hall opens its doors to anyone with the patience to walk through them slowly. The collections are arranged not for enthusiasm, but for study. Enthusiasm is permitted. It is also, frankly, expected.
You will be observed. You will not be addressed. The institution regards observation as the higher form of welcome.
Baroque gold, prehistoric register. A study in domestic confidence applied to the modern court.
Warm crimson, characteristic grandiosity. Mr. Ball's full middle name appears upon request, and several times without it.
Self-taught wing. Scrappy, deadpan, blissfully oblivious. Picklesworth has been instructed not to enter.
The institution is incubating its fourth standing gallery. Visitors are kindly asked not to speculate aloud.