The Permanent Collection
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The great works of art history, hung exactly as they have always been — save for the single detail the record neglected to set down: a regulation pickleball, present, it now appears, from the beginning.
The masterworks accessioned to the Stadium, each offered as a fine-art print and on apparel through the Hall's adjoining Museum Shop.
The Curator's Note
The institution does not parody the masters. It has merely completed the record. Provenance has been confirmed.